The Lion Sleeps Tonight

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1st things 1st ...
X.Vibe is coming
who gives the fuck ?! ... Be Prepared !
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THE LAST BOYSCOUT, Bruce Willis Character
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To: Mr.Barack Obama, US President
From: Mr.Oancea Bogdan
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Dear Mr.President,
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1st of all, I would like to wish you and your family a happy new year and good luck in acomplishing your mission.
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2nd of all, I shall be very gratefull if you allow me to ask you a very simple question, regarding our present day on this planet:
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IS THE LION STILL SLEEPING IN THE JUNGLE ???
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I woke up this morning and I saw you shaking hands in my backyard with Michael Jordan.
I thought the game ended. But the score... What about the score, Mr. President ?!
It is still 2 - 0 in Michael's favour... What the FUCK is happening ?
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"Asta la vista baby" said Michael.
"Asta la vista boolshit" you replied and smiled.
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But suddenly, you've simply stopped smiling. The BALL was begging to spin out all by itself.
There is someone in my backyard... And I Can Not See Who! WHAT THE FUCK ?!
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The ball was spinning faster and faster. You were simply amaized by the spinning efect...
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3 seconds later, Michael made another rebound and touched the sky! 4-0. FUCK !!!
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Excuse me, Mr.President, my clock is ticking away.
I don't have time to waste now. Let's get back to bussines...
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I look in front of me and I see HIM. FUCK !!!
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There is a genie in my backyard. It is the LION KING... He is AWAKE NOW !!!
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WHERE THE HELL AM I ?!
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AM I STILL DREAMING ?!
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Is the LION REALLY AWAKE ?!
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Please, HELP ME, Mr.President... Do Something! ANYTHING!
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It's your turn to rebalance the game.
Make it even, make it real, MAKE IT HAPPEN!
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G O - F O R - T H E - E Q U A L I S E R ! ! !
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Thank you.
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Yours sincerely,
Bogdan Oancea
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POST SCRIPTUM
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"I love you, Mircea"
"So help me God"
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