1.2.09

Beauty and The Beast

11:31 am
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1st things 1st
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This is not an American Story... It's an Irish one !
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To: Mr.Barack Obama, US President
From: Mr.Oancea Bogdan
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Dear Mr.President,
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1st of all, I would like to wish you and your family a happy new year and good luck in acomplishing your mission. ...
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2nd of all, I shall be very gratefull if you allow me to ask you a very simple question, regarding our present day on this planet:
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IS THE BEAST REALLY IN LOVE WITH THE BEAUTY ???
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I woke up this morning and I saw you shaking hands in my backyard with Michael Jordan.
The game was over. But the score... What about the score, Mr. President ?! 6 - 0 in Michael's favour... What the FUCK is happening ?...
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"My heart will go on" you said
"God is the one who decides this" Michael replied...
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But suddenly, the BALL you were playing started to spin again. It was just a chain reaction reloaded by your positive energy, down deep your soul. You can NOT accept the final score !
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You have to replay the game !
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You MUST WIN THE GAME. There is no other option !
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Excuse me, Mr.President, the clock is ticking away. I don't have time to waste now !
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I look in front of me and I see The Beast kissing the Beauty. FUCK !!!... The Beauty is making love with The Beast !
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WHERE THE HELL AM I ?!
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AM I STILL DREAMING ?!
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Is the BEAST really in LOVE with the BEAUTY ?! ... or it's just a simple game ?!
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Please, HELP ME, Mr.President... Do Something! ANYTHING!
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You have to RE-PLAY the game !
Make it even, make it real, MAKE IT HAPPEN
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G O - F O R - T H E - E Q U A L I S E R ! ! !
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Thank you.
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Yours sincerely,
Bogdan Oancea
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POST SCRIPTUM...
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"I love you, Brad"
"So help me God"
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21.1.09

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

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1st things 1st ...
X.Vibe is coming
who gives the fuck ?! ... Be Prepared !
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THE LAST BOYSCOUT, Bruce Willis Character
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To: Mr.Barack Obama, US President
From: Mr.Oancea Bogdan
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Dear Mr.President,
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1st of all, I would like to wish you and your family a happy new year and good luck in acomplishing your mission.
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2nd of all, I shall be very gratefull if you allow me to ask you a very simple question, regarding our present day on this planet:
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IS THE LION STILL SLEEPING IN THE JUNGLE ???
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I woke up this morning and I saw you shaking hands in my backyard with Michael Jordan.
I thought the game ended. But the score... What about the score, Mr. President ?!
It is still 2 - 0 in Michael's favour... What the FUCK is happening ?
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"Asta la vista baby" said Michael.
"Asta la vista boolshit" you replied and smiled.
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But suddenly, you've simply stopped smiling. The BALL was begging to spin out all by itself.
There is someone in my backyard... And I Can Not See Who! WHAT THE FUCK ?!
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The ball was spinning faster and faster. You were simply amaized by the spinning efect...
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3 seconds later, Michael made another rebound and touched the sky! 4-0. FUCK !!!
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Excuse me, Mr.President, my clock is ticking away.
I don't have time to waste now. Let's get back to bussines...
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I look in front of me and I see HIM. FUCK !!!
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There is a genie in my backyard. It is the LION KING... He is AWAKE NOW !!!
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WHERE THE HELL AM I ?!
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AM I STILL DREAMING ?!
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Is the LION REALLY AWAKE ?!
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Please, HELP ME, Mr.President... Do Something! ANYTHING!
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It's your turn to rebalance the game.
Make it even, make it real, MAKE IT HAPPEN!
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G O - F O R - T H E - E Q U A L I S E R ! ! !
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Thank you.
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Yours sincerely,
Bogdan Oancea
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POST SCRIPTUM
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"I love you, Mircea"
"So help me God"
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11.1.09

ASTA LA VISTA, BABY !

02:06 am
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Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.

-1 Corinthians 13:4-7
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To: Mr.Barack Obama, US President
From: Mr.Oancea Bogdan
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Dear Mr.President,
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1st of all, I would like to wish you and your family a happy new year and good luck in acomplishing your mission.
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2nd of all, I shall be very gratefull if you allow me to join your 1 2 1 game with Michael Jordan.
I have just spoken with my best friend, Arnold, and he tought me how to get the equaliser:
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ASTA LA VISTA, BABY !!!
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I woke up this morning and I saw you trying to rebalance the game. The blue ball you were playing with was extraordinary ! It was the same ball Michael touched the sky with...
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"Open your eyes, David" said my wake up clock-machine.
"I am already awaken" I replied.
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But suddenly, someone knocked at my door. It was you, Mr. President. The BALL was spinning on your right hand finger tip, like a Harlem Glob Trotter Magic.
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The ball was spinning faster and faster. You were simply amaized by the spinning efect...
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7 seconds later, I said : Good morning, Mr.President! Can I help you ?
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Excuse me, Mr.President, It's my cell phone ringing...
"Follow the rabbit" - it's just my imagination... Let's get back to bussines...
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I look in front of me and I see the blue ball. FUCK !!!
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There is no more spinning. The blue ball you were playing just stopped spinning...
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WHAT THE FUCK ?!
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AM I STILL DREAMING ?!
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Is this blue ball really spinning or not ?!
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Please, HELP ME, Mr.President... Do Something! ANYTHING!
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It's your turn to rebalance the game.
Make it even, make it spin again, MAKE IT HAPPEN!
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G O - F O R - T H E - E Q U A L I S E R ! ! !
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Thank you.
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Yours sincerely,
Bogdan Oancea
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POST SCRIPTUM
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"I love you, Arnold"
"So help me God"
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1.1.09

What THE FUCK is happening ???

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1st things 1st
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water is wet, sky is blue, women have secrets...
who gives the fuck ?!
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THE LAST BOYSCOUT, Bruce Willis Character
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To: Mr.Barack Obama, US President
From: Mr.Oancea Bogdan
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Dear Mr.President,
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1st of all, I would like to wish you and your family a happy new year and good luck in acomplishing your mission.
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2nd of all, I shall be very gratefull if you allow me to ask you a very simple question, regarding our present day on this planet:
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WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING ???
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I woke up this morning and I saw you playing "one to one" in my backyard with Michael Jordan. The blue ball you were playing with was extraordinary !
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"I belive I can fly" said Michael.
"You are flying already" you replied.
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But suddenly, you've simply stopped playing. The BALL was spinning on your right hand finger tip, like a Harlem Glob Trotter Magic.
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The ball was spinning faster and faster. You were simply amaized by the spinning efect...
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7 seconds later, Michael made a rebound and touched the sky! 2-0. First points scored of the game...
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Excuse me, Mr.President, my clock is ticking away.
"Open your eyes, David" - It's my speaking machine...
Let's get back to bussines...
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I look in front of me and I see the mirror. FUCK !!!
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There is no one in the mirror.NO ONE in the mirror...
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WHERE THE HELL AM I ?!
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AM I STILL DREAMING ?!
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Is this world going CRAZY ?!
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Please, HELP ME, Mr.President... Do Something! ANYTHING!
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It's your turn to rebalance the game.
Make it even, make it real, MAKE IT HAPPEN!
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G O - F O R - T H E - E Q U A L I S E R ! ! !
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Thank you.
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Yours sincerely,
Bogdan Oancea
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POST SCRIPTUM
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"I love you, Michael"
"So help me God"
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